Glass Hammer

Hasselhoff!

Just don't sleep with your hand in a bowl of water and you'll be fine...

Getting a ton of time on my iPod right now is the latest from White Willow, "Signal to Noise". This album is absolutely gorgeous from beginning to end - wonderful lead vox/harmonies from new singer Trude Eidtang (cross Sandy Denny and Annie Haslam with more personality), brilliant and tastefully don...

"What happened to my Lincoln Logs? Oh, where did they go? Mama, did you throw them out? Oh, I need to know!!" - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper... Bo-Day-Shus!!!

I'm glad this season is finally over for all involved. From the has-beens to the wanna-bes, there was a lot of embarrassment to go around. Dionne Warwick stunk out the joint with probably the biggest and noisiest clam of her career - in front of 60 million people, no less. Juxtapose this whole pre-f...

Ooooo-errrr! This is a challenge! Being a DJ type, I get tons of music and rarely do I get a chance to listen to something to the point of burnout anymore. Back in the day, I spun the following to embarrassing excess: Rainbow - Rising, Black Sabbath - Mob Rules, Motorhead - Ace of Spades/No sleep ti...

culture...culture....cliques of curmudgeonly, slovenly, middle-aged stoner types who reek of stale BO and skunkweed.....that's PE in a nutshell, anyways.....

So Elliot's gone. And here I thought he was gonna take home all the marbles. But maybe, like Clay Aiken before him, he'll have more success than this season's actual winner. Otherwise known as Taylor Hicks. Mad props to Katharine for making it to the finals, but she's a total lightweight. I hope for...

She's got WHEEEEEEEEELS! WHEELS OF STEEL!

Excessive vibrato is exactly the reason I disliked Chris and still dislike Elliot. Taylor has got to do something about his hunchbacked stage presence - very irritating. Don't even get me started about Katharine! Yes, she's eye candy aplenty. But so what? Unless it's Tony Iommi, I've heard quite eno...

I laughed so hard I almost spilled my orange drink

I saw a great t-shirt the other day, and I quotes: "An optimist sees the glass half full. A pessimist sees the glass half empty. An engineer sees the glass twice as large as it needs to be." Almost as good as the one I saw worn by a municipal sewage worker: "Your s#*@ is my bread and butter."