Jonathan "the Impaler" for Governor!

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Jonathan "the Impaler" for Governor!

Post by theHermit » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:24 pm

This guy actually promises to impale terrorists, rapists, murderers in front of the state capital if elected Gov. of Minnesota!

http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

You votin' for him Sam :P
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Post by Rumpska » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:36 pm

If he doesn't spell it "Gouvernuer", I'm not voting for him.

And why are they makin fun of Minnesotan governors? Yea we had Jesse Ventura, but California..... *cough cough*
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Post by theHermit » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:48 pm

Yes, Arnie is, well Arnie, but then again Grey Davis was a bit of tool himself! That's old news now though, I live in New York State now!

I just find it incredible that a dude is running for gov on a platform of impaling criminals! It could have been from any state really :P
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Post by Sam Gamgee » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:52 am

yahoo news wrote: "I'm going to be totally open and honest... Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side."

...Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.

Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."

And from what he told the newspaper, he drinks blood.

Uh, yeah.... O.o Sure I'd vote for him... :eyebrow: or not....
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Post by theHermit » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:22 pm

The guy's site is really something else.
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Post by SuperTed » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:25 pm

He'd get my vote! It all sounds very Viking! :lol:
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Post by santakauz » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:19 pm

I saw this guy on the news today. Truly terrifying.
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Post by Rumpska » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:12 pm

Is it even election year for Gouverneurs?
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Post by ts_mpls » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:25 pm

Can't you all please let us Minnesotans forget about the whole "Ventura incident"? Personally, i'll be campaigning for this guy...

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

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Post by EIwing » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:24 pm

This guy was on VH1's show about people who are obsessed with the strange and unusual. Did anyone surf this guy's entire site?
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Post by Sam Gamgee » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:51 am

http://wcco.com/watercooler/local_story_014123111.html

Yeah... uh... I guess if you're dating a vampyre priest...

BTW that Peter Pan thing was sooooo disturbing.... That's just not right. In any way.
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Post by EIwing » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:07 pm

Where do these people come from?!
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Post by yyzmoose » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:23 pm

If you take away the Satanic aspect of this guy, I'd vote for him in a heartbeat! I'm not kidding when I say I wish for public executions. Of course my state is NJ, where they put a moratorium on the death penalty, even though they have never executed anyone in the 24 years the law has been on the books. How retarded is that? And now we have John Corzine as Governor, oh joy! I wish we had Arnold for the job. Actually I think he's done a credible job in CA. And he's taken on the impossible job of fighting those unions.
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Post by ts_mpls » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:15 pm

Classic quote from that CCO article...
"Just because I bite somebody, it doesn't make them a vampire," Sharkey said. "It doesn't make them evil, and they're not going to be like -- hiss-s-s! -- all over the place. I mean, let's be real here."

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Post by alien2112 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:07 am

Okay, either this dude has to be insane or he has to be insane . . . :roll:

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