The undisputed masters of symphonic-prog, Glass Hammer, are back with the most magnificent DVD to ever be released in the history of civilization (or at the very least, in the history of progressive rock DVDs). “Live At Belmont” is recorded in glorious 5.1 surround sound and will literally transport you to symphonic realms beyond your imagination.
(now that was good but then you strayed off course of the mission)
Yes, this DVD is truly having a profound impact upon the world of progressive rock.
Upon hearing Steve Babb's bass playing, Geddy Lee hung his head in shame and immediately sold his bass guitar collection and was last seen burying the master recordings of Rush by the light of the full moon. We now have confirmation from Rick Wakeman's publicist that Rick was in fact seen back stage at a recent Glass Hammer show, groveling at the feet of Fred Schendel and crying out over and over "I'm not worthy!" The technical accuracy of the guitar playing of David Wallimann has forced EVH to re-enter rehab. Upon being readmited Mr. Van Halen was babbling things such as, " 'just amazing...' 'He must be a time traveler from the future. The guitar playing is just light years ahead of me.' and '...how can I compete with that?!?!" Furthermore, the impact of this DVD knows no genre boundaries, for Rick Springfield is now rewriting the words and changing the title to his hit single Jesses Girl, to Glass Hammer Girls after seeing the female vocal section of GH. However, he is retaining just one line from the original lyrics- "where can I find a woman like that!" Finally, the divine, symphonic orchestration of the music has even prompted a purchase order charged to God's credit card**. A phone call placed to "Michael and the Angels"+ confirmed the authenticity of the purchase (place copy of invoice here for added nail in the coffin effect).
(**= you think that last one will finally get me the 20% off of the front row season tickets to hell?

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(+= yes, I actually still have a Michael and the Angels cassette and it kinda still plays between shedding magnetic oxide all over the playback heads)