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Tolkien Humor (Original and Found)

Post by idoron » Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:32 pm

I'm going to kick this one off with a little something for Steph.

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Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold;
When woodland halls are green and cool, and wind is in the West

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Post by Sam Gamgee » Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:36 pm

ROFL! I'm saving that one!!!
[color=#ff6600][i]Workings of man crying out from the fires set aflame
By his blindness to see that the warmth of his being
Is promised for his seeing, his reaching so clearly[/i][/color]

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Post by Jules » Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:42 pm

are those Sam's taters? :lol: I love it (in the movie) when Sam and Gollum are discussing taters.

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Post by idoron » Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:50 pm

From the infamous Tolkien Sarcasm page, Saruman's Diary.

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Some colorful language, so be warned. But is one of the most accurate, intelligent and researched humor pieces I have read. (Comes with <b>footnotes!</b>)

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/saruman.htm
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Post by Sam Gamgee » Wed Dec 31, 2003 3:31 pm

Did I call it, or what? You have to get creative with the devil's advocate questions, because those ones have been around for a long time.

Follow this link for some great parodies...
http://www.midi-center.com/gh_forum/viewtopic.php?t=50
Yeah, I know it's on the forum. So?
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By his blindness to see that the warmth of his being
Is promised for his seeing, his reaching so clearly[/i][/color]

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Post by idoron » Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:47 pm

Sam Gamgee wrote:Follow this link for some great parodies... Yeah, I know it's on the forum. So?
I saw them. *shrug*

Some funny things, but fairly lowbrow compared to Saruman's diary. I think.
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Post by Bnielsen » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:26 pm

I love the diaries!!!!
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Post by idoron » Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:23 am

I didn't say it had to be good:

How many orcs does it take to change a light bulb?
Who needs filthy white light? I'll kill you!
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Post by Bnielsen » Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:55 pm

What kind of vaccum cleaner would the Ents use?

a "Roooom- ba"
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Post by idoron » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:03 pm

I think it might be more like:

What kind of Vacuum would an Ent use?
Machines of metal and wheels! Curse them! {squish}
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Post by Sam Gamgee » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:50 am

Here's one I know idoron will appreciate...

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It's really creepy...
But, dang, I want one!!
[color=#ff6600][i]Workings of man crying out from the fires set aflame
By his blindness to see that the warmth of his being
Is promised for his seeing, his reaching so clearly[/i][/color]

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Post by MayorOfLongview » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:45 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Theremin » Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:39 pm

MayorOfLongview wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise
If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of this maze?

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Post by Bnielsen » Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:31 pm

Theremin wrote:
MayorOfLongview wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:


<kinda sad, no?>
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Post by King » Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:41 pm

Bnielsen wrote:
Theremin wrote:
MayorOfLongview wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:


<kinda sad, no?>
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